Catching Pigs

SoupNazzi

Shared on Tue, 03/04/2008 - 15:22
There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some
exchange students in the class.

One day while the class was in the lab, the prof noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt.

The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist regime.

In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked: "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said that it was no joke.

"You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again.

You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side.. The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again. You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.

Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity."

Anyone know what point this young man was attempting to show the professor?

Comments

LocGaw's picture
Submitted by LocGaw on Wed, 03/05/2008 - 11:16
mmmmm Bacon.
KingDrewsky's picture
Submitted by KingDrewsky on Tue, 03/04/2008 - 15:24
commie pigs.
Sacrelicious's picture
Submitted by Sacrelicious on Tue, 03/04/2008 - 15:36
Welfare==corn
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 03/04/2008 - 15:45
The slow infringment on your constitutional rights by the government That or pigs are stupid.
Zikan's picture
Submitted by Zikan on Tue, 03/04/2008 - 16:27
Pretty much the same as a frog not jumping out of a pot of water where the heat is gradually increased until it boils to death.
LadyisRed's picture
Submitted by LadyisRed on Tue, 03/04/2008 - 16:41
Pig tastes good
sicrik's picture
Submitted by sicrik on Tue, 03/04/2008 - 16:59
commies is as commies does, even if its to the other white meat
Cranefolder's picture
Submitted by Cranefolder on Tue, 03/04/2008 - 17:01
I have no fucking clue, but I suddenly have a craving for a BLT and some fritos. Fuck you Soup and your goddam snack-inducing blog postings!
utmountnbiker's picture
Submitted by utmountnbiker on Tue, 03/04/2008 - 17:07
No such thing as a free lunch? There are many parallels that can be made to the government (US or otherwise). The anecdote shows how freedoms can be taken away slowly, with the general population being none the wiser, as long as their general comfort is taken care of. It is also an arguement that is used (in different context) consistenly by the NRA in an attempt to stop gun control. I'm sure some smokers can attest to the slow removal of a freedom.
snakemeister's picture
Submitted by snakemeister on Wed, 03/05/2008 - 05:28
I'm with Crane, now all I want is a fucking bacon roll - thanks a fucking lot Soup.

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