Will I live to see 80?

SexKitten

Shared on Mon, 05/14/2007 - 07:55
Will I live to see 80? I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no,"I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!" Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a shit?"

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SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Mon, 05/14/2007 - 07:57
LOL
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Submitted by Baine on Mon, 05/14/2007 - 08:43
nyuck nyuck.. I got that in the mail the other day.

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