Toilet Paper

SarcasmoJones

Shared on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 18:11

I found out today that the toilet paper in the office is way better than the paper provided in the warehouse bathroom. The office paper is very soft...like a cherub kissing your butt. The paper in the warehouse is more like shit-proof sandpaper. Management probably assumed that the river of blood pouring from my ass will have the desired cleansing effect one usually expects from toilet paper. It also removes metal burrs and smooths wood surfaces.

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alabama_old_fart's picture
Submitted by alabama_old_fart on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 16:08

John Wayne toilet paper.  Rough, tough, and don't take no shit from nobody.

CProRacing's picture
Submitted by CProRacing on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 16:42

laugh

GUL74's picture
Submitted by GUL74 on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 13:59

Ahh 2ply theres nothing like it ...and I think they should never make 1ply tp ever again

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