I Was Speeding Because...............

Shared on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:20

I had passed out after seeing flashing lights, which I believed to be UFOs in the distance. The flash of the camera brought me round from my trance.
I was in the airport’s flight path and I believe the camera was triggered by a jet overhead, not my car.
I had a severe bout of diarrhoea and had to speed to a public toilet.
There was a strong wind behind my car which pushed me over the limit.
My friend had just chopped his fingers off and I was rushing the fingers to hospital.
The vibrations from the surfboard I had on the roof rack set off the camera.
I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets.
A violent sneeze caused a chain reaction where my foot pushed down harder on the accelerator.
There was a suspected case of foot and mouth and I had to rush to see the cow concerned.
The only way I could demonstrate my faulty clutch was to accelerate madly.

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