Insane Shopping Network

Gee, let's see , I just got home and it's currently 6am and my daughter's car isn't in the driveway. She got a ride yesterday to drop her car off at the shop so Dad doesn't have to get up early and take her over? Ah, no Homer. A note left by my darling , beautiful wife. "Went Black Friday shopping".

Insanity does not run in my family, I swear!