Dear God...

Dear God.....

I have been good for quite a while now, so I thought I would make a few requests and see whatcha think.  First of all, could you quit playing around with the weather?  I don't mind the seasons and changes in the temperature and such, but, this is nuts!  Oh, sorry, God.  But the atmospheric pressure changes are playing havoc on my health.  And the rain.  Oh, please, make the rain stop, for just a little while!  When it rains I tend to have a headache, and I can be very unpleasant to my fellow man.  Another thing....there are microscopic critters living in my chest and throat, and they won't go away!  In all your infinite wisdom, dontcha think I should be well so I don't infect my immunosuppressed patients?

While I'm at it, God, I'd like to request that you do something about the economy, various wars, and our new president-elect.  Bless him, please!  He needs it!  And, oh yeh, I would like world peace, if that could be possible.  Could you work on that?

Thanks for listening,  your child, Penni

PS..Please make this nasty illness go away!  Preferably, sometime today!