Which is your style?

If you know what this comes from you are awesome. It is a movie which holds a dear place in my heart.


Centipede style:  This guy excels at lashing out with multiple quick attacks.  He is shown standing in the middle of a bunch of pots falling around him and he kicks and punches them as they fall. He misses some but hey c'mon, this is not an exact science.

Snake style: How can you not love a guy that can cause severe bruising with just 2 fingers? He can strike with his hands making curious animal shapes. He's also apparently able to attack to both left and right sides while wiggling around on his back.

Scorpion style: His mighty high kicks mimic the sting of the scorpion's tail and boy are they mighty.  He is seen jumping and kicking some pots HIGH off the ground.  I am amazed every time I see this cat in action.  I guess his arms mimic the scorpion's claws but all I remember is man, that damn kick!

Lizard style:  I can see this guy taking shit from the other styles as they sit around the dinner table--well if they hadn't all been trained secretly and privately that is!  He is apparently able to cling to walls and ceilings, and this somehow gives him an advantage as he is able to fight much much better when stuck to a wall.  This guy is confusing and a bit creepy and I think he definitely got the short end of the skillset stick.

Toad style: A god among men, this SOB can ONLY be hurt by finding his one weak spot. Unfortunately the best method for this is to put him in an iron maiden. Holy shit man.  How hard can it be to defend one area of your body?  His damn skin is impenetrable except for the weak spot. This guy is like Luke Cage before Luke Cage.


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