Trauma Center

I got Trauma Center yesterday from Gamefly and holy shit, what an appropriate name. I think I had to be resuscitated three times playing it after my blood pressure went through the roof and my heart exploded from all the excitement.

"Stich that up. Patient going into trauma! Drain the blood. Patient about to die! Cut around the tumor. Patient near death!!!!!!" Holy shit, I'm already controlling the damn wiimote like a friggin no-thumbed chihuahua on crack, jumping around all over the place and now you're adding stress by yelling at me??? I think I'm going to try playing this mother fucker in the back of a semi truck with bad shocks driving across northern Mexico just for added difficulty.

Seriously, my heart rate just jumped up THINKING about playing that damn game.  At one point they have you operating on a small child with a pacemaker. Like it's not enough pressure already, if I screw up then this little kid with the teddy bear DIES.

The game is great. Really original.  But last night I settled in with a beer, thinking I'd go through a couple of nice, slow tutorials getting to know the game and BAM! They throw a guy at me with a bullet lodged in his heart.

They don't pay me enough for this shit!