EGM

So I got my latest EGM today. It's interesting. There is an article titled '25 things you need to know about Bayonetta', which appears to be some japanese-style game coming out soon. The article makes mention of Bullet Witch several times, which I was really looking forward to until I discovered that it sucked.  Here are some points of interest:

2. Bayonetta wields four guns in total: two guns in her hands and another two on her feet.

3. Enemies drop weapons, which Bayonetta can pick up and use for a limited time. One of these is a tuba which functions as a bazooka.

5. Bayonetta's outfit isn't actually leather ,despite the stitching you see in the CG art--it's magical hair that covers her entire body, and it's used in her attacks. So in-game she'll become more and more unclothed as she uses these hair attacks. The most powerful ones render her almost completely nude. Uh oh!

15. Bayonetta has a spinning jump attack that fires her guns in 360 degrees. She can also perform a handstand and aim the guns on her feet at enemies.

What the HELL?  Now this game has me just on curiosity alone.  Fucking HAIR attacks that make her nude? Sign me up, creepy japanese game designer guy!

Also of note in this issue is the old spice ad with a centaur lathering up his torso in a shower.  I find it amusing simply because I imagine that a centaur's ass, which he cannot reach let alone wipe, has got to stink so overpoweringly that the B.O. created by his human half is ecliped in comparison.  So why bother?