When you go out and buy one of those "professional" bikes with the real skinny tires does it automatically come with some flamboyant set of spandex or do you have to buy that separate? Also, is their some contract you have to sign that says by no means are you to EVER ride your bike on anything but the road despite there being an 8 foot wide sidewalk thats made for walkers and bikes and regardless of if there is a half mile worth of traffic building up behind your dumb ass? Just once I would like to drive up on the side of one of these bikers and door check their hot pink/lime gree/strip club purple spandex wearing ass right off of the road.
I guess you can see how my morning started . At least its friday though!