Cougar MRAP


Shared on Thu, 01/24/2008 - 08:37

I am in the market for a new car, and although I love my Jeep I figured it is time to step it up a bit. I am looking for something with good safety features, and I think the Cougar MRAP is the vehicle for me.

Now I know what you are thinking, Cougar's aren't practical. They are big and unwieldy, awkward and probably illegal for use in public. Some of your more conservative friends might even make fun of you for jumping on that big wild beast. There are certainly better looking rides out there and ones that won't put such a hurting on you financially. And what is more high maintenance than a Cougar? I don't know from experience, but I would guess nothing! Not a whole lot going for these rides.

Still, how can you turn down a ride in a Cougar? It would be wild, if not pleasant or comfortable. Sure, you will get jostled around and when all is said and done you will feel physically worse for the effort, but you can say, “Cougar? Yeah, I've ridden one”, and impress some of your weirder friends.

It may not be the wisest decision in the world, but I say lets give the Cougar a chance! After all, how bad can it be?


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Submitted by ekattan on Thu, 01/24/2008 - 08:47
All things named Cougar are appealing.
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Submitted by JeepChick on Thu, 01/24/2008 - 08:48
This is perfect for traveling amongst the zombies...I'll take 2!
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Submitted by Onesimos on Thu, 01/24/2008 - 10:04
If the dealer will throw in a mounted MG for the turret, I might consider it.
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Submitted by Lbsutke on Thu, 01/24/2008 - 10:16 da man my da man... And oh Phreak "cough" I mean are now Markus' bitch... ring...ring...ring...ring...Oh hey it's a pwn call for Phreak...
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Submitted by dkhodz on Tue, 08/12/2008 - 09:32
I see what you did here...

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