I hate me some Timmies...

Last night during a game of BTB with JReat, Naveeda, Spidey, CoolHwhipp, CicaTriz, and Initial SHIFT I encountered I complete F'ing A**hole. (I hope this is everyone and I didn't forget anyone...this game was a bit of a blur because of the fury I felt at the time!)

The game was Gulch Wars on Containment. In this match we got split as far as teams go. I'm sorry I don't remember who all was on my team but I know JReat was. Luckily we also had this Nelson douchebag by the name of RisingSUN1. Yes, I posted this was about timmies but I firmly believe this is one those guys Mulch talked about and dubed a Nelson douchebag!

At one point someone from our team says to get on the chain gun and kill the guy sitting in the warthog without a driver. I'm at the base. I look around and see no close icons so decide to go to the chain gun. Get on kill the guy and hop off only to see this guy standing behind me. Standing there....just standing there. Now, I know my purple lady humps are interesting and all, but that was kinda creepy. So I shrug it off. I proceed to walk by him and head for rockets at the base. Just as I pick them up a grenade goes rolling by me and he shoots me in the back. I die. He says "I'm sorry, that was an accident.!" Huh, yeah right, as if!!!!!!!

So once I spawn I specifically look for his icon. He's going to die, he just doesn't know it yet. I may get booted. Frankly, I don't give a damn!

Once I find him I toss a sticky on him. Feeling a bit better now. Move on Queenie! Problem is dickhead had to say to me as he was backing away (with my sticky on his face), "It was just an accident.......(pause)....just like if I was dating you, and I told you I f**ked your sister it would be an accident!" Move on Queenie....but he has to open his sh**ty mouth again and say "Would someone stay with Duh Queen cause she's gonna hurt herself!' along with several other snotty, smart a** comments throughout the rest of the match. Now, I'm pissed and don't give a fig what anyone thinks and strictly hunt this SOB down.

Needless to say I only got one kill the entire game cause all I did was look for him and clam slam him. Yes, I said clam slam. I don't usually use that term because it seems vulgar and mean. It fit very well last night, however. Peach punching is for my friends, and only meant as a joke....clam slam is for those freaking timmies and Nelson doughebags! I died several times clam slamming this idiot but it felt good every time!

JReat....I believe you were trash talking this mother and for that, I thank you. I couldn't tell exactly what you were saying because your mic was cutting in and out. I know it wasn't nice cause he kept saying, "Take your life partners dick out of your mouth so I can hear ya man!"

Idiots like this are why I gave up on matchmaking long ago. So, thanks for this clan of fellow mature gamers. Thanks for making it fun again! Thanks to the overlord and staff for giving me a chance to be a part of this clan. Thanks to Doodi for creating this awesome site!

Especially for you JReat, you 'da man!

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