THINGS WE NEED TO GET RID OF.

M13a77

Shared on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 00:06

Here are some things that I feel we as a nation need to get rid of.

 

1.

 

Pretentious Food and Pretenious food resturants. Heres an Idea, Get some real food. Steak, potatos, corn, bread, beer.

 

 

 

2.

 

Freaking Rattlesnakes. WTF is up with these things. I hate snakes. I don't just hate snakes, I really fucking hate them alot.

 

Die snakes, DIE.

 

 

3.

 

Canadian drivers. These guys come down here and drive like Nazis invading Poland. Stay up in the hat motherfuckers.

 

 

4.

 

Synchornized Swimming. Gay. Nuff said.

 

 

5.

 

Crocs. WTF Plastic shoes. I don't care if they are comfortable. Fuck Crocs.

 

 

6.

 

The Penny. I know this is a hotly debated area. I say go for it. Lincoln got jacked on this.

 

 

7.

 

Rosie O'donnell. Man beast and this is an insult to men.

 

 

 

 

 

Discuss.

Comments

CrypticCat's picture
Submitted by CrypticCat on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 00:22
Oh, come on... I used to breed snakes. Six years ago with a business-partner, we had plans to start an snake-venom anti-dote farm, and you kinda need snakes to create anti-dote. One year in our stock contracted Blood-parasites, and we were forced to clear our entire life-stock. So that was the end of that. I miss the critters though. If I can find a large enough pad to live in, there will certainly be a room dedicated to snakes again.
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Submitted by M13a77 on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 00:25
Sorry brother, but this one I am not going to budge on. You can keep Rosie but for me, the snakes have go.
CrypticCat's picture
Submitted by CrypticCat on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 00:26
I believe I still have a lot of pictures from that time, on a disk somewhere, I'll see if I can find it and post some of them.
CrypticCat's picture
Submitted by CrypticCat on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 00:28
You can have that abomination... is O'Donnel even grouped in the humanoid-class?
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Submitted by M13a77 on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 00:31
BWAHAHAHA Abomination. Good choice of words. What a horrible person she is.
H2Daddy's picture
Submitted by H2Daddy on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 06:03
I like pennies.
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Submitted by BasBleu on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 06:44
I am with H2! I love pennies! I hoarded them as a small child with the intent of creating a shortage. Then the government would be forced to come to ME for more pennies. There would be a mark up, of course. Okay, like I said, I was a small child. But I still love pennies.
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Submitted by Baine on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 08:52
My niece is a NYS champion in Synchronized swimming. Its is a female orientated sport and the only one she was able to compete in due to spinal surgery. So as far as that one goes...UNCOOL selection. But I am with you for the others.
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Submitted by sicrik on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 11:59
I'll agree with everything but the snakes, I have a ball python, probably the best pet I've ever had!!!
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Submitted by hilskie on Sat, 10/18/2008 - 18:29
Rosie's head on Sadam's body...LOL! Crazy! Did you get any death threats from the Candians? Now when I think about you, I'm gonna imagine, Lego Indy afraid of the snakes...LOL!!
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Submitted by M13a77 on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 01:28
Baine- sorry about your niece. I am glad that she found something that will make her happy but it does not change the fact that I do not like synchro swim
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Submitted by BourneJ on Sat, 10/25/2008 - 22:37
I agree with the Canadian piece. They drive like they are insane. I like snakes when they were they aren't in my house and they are killing rats and mice...which I REALLY do not like. As far as the swimming, I don't see Synchronized swimming and sport appropriate in the same sentence. And Rosie...you are right. That IS a put down to men. Maybe we could send her to Canada?

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