NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION !

 The following has been attributed to
> State Rep Mitchell Aye from
> GA. This guy should run for President one day...
>  
>  
>     "We the sensible people of the United States, in
> an
>     Attempt to help everyone get along, restore
> some
>     Semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our
>     Nation safe, promote positive behavior, and
> secure the
>     Blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and
> our
>     Great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one
> more
>     Time to ordain and establish some common sense
>     Guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt
> ridden,
>     Delusional, and other liberal bed-wetter's.
>  
>     We hold these truths to be self evident: that a
> whole lot of
>     People are confused by the Bill of Rights and
> are so
>     Dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."
>  
>  
>     ARTICLE I:   You do not have the right to a new
> car, big
>     Screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More
> power to
>     You if you can legally acquire them, but no one
> is guaranteeing
>     Anything.
>  
>  
>     ARTICLE II:   You do not have the right to never
> be
>     Offended. This country is based on freedom, and
> that
>     Means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You
> may
>     Leave the room, turn the channel, express a
> different
>     Opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots,
> and
>     Probably always will be.
>  
>  
>     ARTICLE III:   You do not have the right to be
> free from
>     Harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye,
> learn to
>     Be more careful, do not expect the tool
> manufacturer
>     To make you and all your relatives independently
> wealthy.
>  
>  
>     ARTICLE IV:   You do not have the right to free
> food and
>     Housing. Americans are the most charitable
> people to
>     Be found, and will gladly help anyone in need,
> but we
>     Are quickly growing weary of subsidizing
> generation
>     After generation of professional couch potatoes
> who
>     Achieve nothing more than the creation of
> another
>     Generation of professional couch potatoes. (This
> one
>     Is my pet peeve ... Get an education and go
>     To work....don't expect everyone else to take
> care of you!!!)
>  
>  
>     ARTICLE V:   You do not have the right to free
> health
>     Care. That would be nice, but from the looks of
> public
>     Housing, we're just not interested in public
> health care.
>  
>  
>     ARTICLE VI:  You do not have the right to
> physically
>     Harm other people. If you kidnap, rape,
> intentionally
>     Maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the
> rest
>     Of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
>  
>  
>     ARTICLE VII:  You do not have the right to the
>     Possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or
> coerce
>     Away the goods or services of other citizens,
> don't be
>     Surprised if the rest of us get together and
> lock you
>     Away in a place where you still won't have the
> right
>     To a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
>  
>  
>     ARTICLE VIII:  You do not have the right to a
> job. All
>     Of us sure want you to have a job, and will
> gladly
>     Help you along in hard times, but we expect you
> to
>     Take advantage of the opportunities of education
> and
>     Vocational training laid before you to make
> yourself
>     Useful. (AMEN!) (AMEN, AGAIN!!!)
>  
>  
>     ARTICLE IX:  You do not have the right to
> happiness.
>     Being an American means that you have the right
> to
>     PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot
> easier if
>     You are unencumbered by an over abundance of
> idiotic
>     Laws created by those of you who were confused
> by the
>     Bill of Rights.
>  
>  
>     ARTICLE X:  This is an English speaking country.
> We
>     Don't care where you are from, English is our
>     Language. Learn it or go back to wherever you
> came
>     From! (lastly  ....)
>  
>  
>     ARTICLE XI:  You do not have the right to change
> our
>     country's history or heritage. This country was
>     Founded on the belief in one true God. And yet,
> you
>     Are given the freedom to believe in any
> religion, any
>     Faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of
> persecution.
>  
>     The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our
>     Heritage and history, and if you are
> uncomfortable with it,
>     TOUGH!!!!
>