Conversation with an almost 3 year old

Here is a conversation I had with my almost 3 year old

Me: So how was school (day-care) today

Kid: good

Me: So what did you do?

Kid: umm... umm. Played

Me: That's good. Were you good today?

Kid: umm... umm. Yeah

Me: Are you sure? What about the note?

Kid: I was in timeout.

Me: Yes, I saw that. Why were you in timeout?

Kid: umm... umm.

Me: Did you bite someone today?

Kid: YES ! (to enthusiastically)

Me: Who did you bite?

Kid: Rebecca (name changed to protect the victim)

Me: Why did you bite her?

Kid: Because she bit me. (I can't fault the logic but I have to be the parent)

Me: That is not nice to bite Rebecca. You don't bite back (while thinking.....yes you do and you make sure you draw blood, and make her never forget who pwned her)

Kid: But I bit her gently, daddy

Me: (trying not to laugh) You bit her gently?

Kid: Yes..

Me: (still trying not to laugh). umm... umm... umm... Next time tell the teacher and don't bite back. Ok?

Kid: Ok. daddy.

Me: (yeah right)

How can you fault that logic? She bit her gently.