Day 37: Glutton for Punishment Dad Spam

JeepChick

Shared on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 11:17

Dad Spam: Proof Readers on Strike?

 

 

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

 

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

 

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy .............

 

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

 

War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

 

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

 

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

 

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

 

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program!

 

Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!

 

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!

 

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

 

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

 

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

 

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

 

 

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

 

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Dad Spam: Black

The most powerful politician in the world is black…

The fastest racing driver in the world is black…

Most in demand actor is black…

The best golfer in the world is black…

…Michael Jackson must be kicking himself!

 

 

--------------------------==== Me as a SuperHero - Thanks to Tara for the linky!

http://www.cpbintegrated.com/theherofactory/

 

Comments

Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 11:38
Go get em Jeepy!!
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 11:40
Girl, you don't know how close my superhero is to yours. Put wings instead of cape and a heart on the eye patch and viola!
JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 11:42
DA and I twins! WOOT! LOL
BATMANKM's picture
Submitted by BATMANKM on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:41
:lol: :lol: :lol: Michael Jackson regrets!! I love it. Hey Chick how about sharing the link for the superhero makeover site :P - BAT
madwoman's picture
Submitted by madwoman on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:56
The Michael Jackson thing is just priceless....What is it with us ladies and whips? Mine was Sergeant Whipped Whip Lash!

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