FUBAR File #1

>Unit 4 from Unit 37

>Unit 4 here

> Uh boss, I'm having a little difficulty with my arrest.

>You mean that drunk teenage girl? Just cuff her and throw her in the back of your car.

>Yes Sir, I did that.

>Then what could possibly be the problem?

>Uh.... she escaped.

http://www.wftv.com/news/9989772/detail.html

Heh, his service review gonna really suck this year. This story definately qualifies as a FUBAR File.