Yeah it was like -4 degrees in my vehicle this morning…froze my face off!

Vulnerability vs. Invulnerability

I have insecurities. You say no way Free Radikal how could you in all of your awesome glory be insecure? Yes, I do. Just last week my immune system was hacked by the common cold, is this not an “insecurity”? And the other day when that family of gypsies was hiding in my pants eating all of the lasagna I shoved down there, I felt insecure. It makes me feel vulnerable when I am insecure. I’m a mere elephantѐ when the mouse of emotional vulnerability skitters passively aggressively into the room, be he just in here to nibble on my horribly mismanaged toe nails of life, I still feel it is out of spite because of how he spits between my toes.

I am invulnerable until I get snuffed out by the massive powers of the universe. I know I will die and until that happens I feel I will live forever, just like when I was surrounded by small children, I yell: ”Bring it on!!!!” Take in the pure insanity, let us all stop and smell the fractal!

I’m completely not impressed with snow balls, so I use lasagna balls exclusively. Nothing demoralizes the troops like lasagna balls, it’s the perfect frozen weapon. Its meatball soaked in marinara in the summer and frozen lasagna balls in the winter. It is a trademarked attack I call: “Italian Ice!”

When I get the Led out, I am talking about my Led Zeppelin tattoo…you know where it is…it’s in Cleveland…because the heart of rock and roll is still beating!

I was going on last night online about how farmers seem to complain about the weather constantly, but then I realized it’s not all farmers, because the ones that grow weed tend to be happy all the time.

I feel that when I put paper on the toilet seat, it’s really more for everyone but me.

One last thing, I played monopoly on my phone late last night, it was just me and one AI left. I got up to $728.6 million before the AI got exterminated!