Top 10 Reasons Why Halo is better than COD!

10.  Fish have legs.

 

9.  I like to put lasagna down my pants.

 

8. Master Chef likes his eggs sunny side up Mutha Efferz!

 

7. Hello! Friday Fish Fries! They're just like potato fries except now with more fish!

 

6. Can you find the button layout on a COD?  I mean input/output…gross!

 

5. Satan!

 

4. I think if I play with a COD naked I could go to jail but not Halo, can you say: Sick Day!

 

3. Pink Satan! Satan doesn't like cancer either, he wants you to die from sin not a disease.

 

2. There’s no tea bagging with COD, unless you like that man sweat and fish smell.  Sounds like a tourism slogan for Saskatchewan: Man! Sweat! Fish!

 

1. Funky cold medina!  I can do the running man.  I can do the Jamaican me tan!  There is no way to ride across the open plains other than strapping yourself to the undercarriage of a bison, either sex will do.  Bring a feather, because otherwise, why would a bison move?