Top 10 Reasons why COD is better than HALO!

10. COD tastes better than what you ask, well better than a halo of self-emanating light from anonymous atomic sub particles…better than nothing…in theory mind you…in theory.

 

9. When I put a mug of coffee in each hand, stand with legs shoulder length apart and yell insults in a Spanish accent I feel really really confident especially if I am also wearing a kilt of black velvet and silver pasties. You can’t dip HALO in coffee, because HALO isn’t something you can just touch, it’s ethereal!

 

8.  You won’t find HALO at a Rich Dad Poor Dad seminar, but some guy there smells like COD.

 

7. Spray and pray, can’t do that with a Spartan laser.

 

6. We all know aliens don’t exist, I mean it’s impossible.  Also, I find it hard to believe that the aliens in Halo are any smarter than a fifth grader.  We definitely know there are plenty of fifth graders playing COD.

 

5.  I still put lasagna down my pants and sometimes I put it down other peoples’ pants too, but not for money, just more lasagna.

 

4. Two words: Goat balls.  It’s not just goat balls, its goat balls with different unlockable skins and attachments.  I mean who doesn’t want gold goat balls with thermo and an under mounted grenade launcher…I mean what goat doesn’t want this either? Or man? Or woman?

 

3.  I feel like I am accomplishing something in COD, like levels and levels of pointlessness but it seems more attainable than inheritor.

 

2. Three words: Pink Goat Balls.  I mean goats do worship Satan after all.

 

1. COD is made with real cane sugar not high fructose corn syrup and it comes in brown paper wrapping that birds can build nests in.