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I’m curious about what this says about the microcosm of 2old2play or if this is true about the million or so odd players of COD. Why is it that on 2old2play people are goo goo over Halo? I mean there is a lot of talk all over but on the forums it is massively one sided towards Halo posting and social playing. Also every time I try and find people to play COD with its spotty, eventually they send a FR and then when they are on they don’t respond to my invites. Maybe the people here who play Halo are just nicer and like to talk about Halo more…maybe old people like to race cars and play Halo…maybe we prefer strategy to spray and pray…maybe it is merely the fact that there are more Halo lovers on 2old2play than COD lovers…

Maybe when I fly through life in my igloo of death made out of old coke cans and aluminum canoes I scream at all the old people playing COD, I say:” Don’t you get it? It’s the Lucky Charms of video games! It’s got more cow bell! It’s got insta death insta spawn! It’s made by people who like caffeinated beverages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I mean dust of your face and stare into a video game I swear is produced by Rupert Murdoch. I mean it’s got GOP written all over it. I mean I don’t think we are fighting terrorists, I think we are fighting climate change! I love how the Fal can just shred through the obviously faked research on greenhouse gas emissions and how my LMG can force a woman to let the government submit her body to conservative legislation from Kansas!

Halo is another politically correct wonder world made by some effing liberals and their fancy words! I mean how do you think they funded their space ships? With their socialist ways! They taxed everybody into the dark ages of economic subjugation! Oh how great is Master Chief?!? You know his name is an acronym for Obama and his health care reform; nothing spells universal health care like the Spartan Program! And the evil covenant and the flood, like it isn’t obvious that it is a euphemism for Republicans! The Forerunners? Fascist Pigs, fascist orange glowing, robotic fascist pigs controlling the planets resources for their own, damn you Ralph Nader…I’m on to your Forerunner plan and your Promethean Face! From on you will only be known to me as Whiskers! Yes, nothing reduces your enemies to the ground like naming them after kittens. Take that Patches, Miss Fuzzy, Princess Pinkerston and Boots!