It’s just another Dusseldorf Gambol!

When I say I am going to wing it, it means I am going to whip my arm up in an angular motion and sling something in my hand up into the air in one smooth gesture akin to a panicked Blue Heron bolting across a four lane highway in rush hour traffic. 

 

I think the measure of a man is how much lime Jell-O he can eat.

 

What if Mr. Body had fought crime?  Or maybe asexual flesh tone wet suit human being, who fights social injustice with awkward social situations at cocktail parties and spontaneous barbeques?

 

Or unlikely GOP candidate who fights inequality with questionable morals and blinds his enemies with his floppy white hair and casual white male aloofness?  His powers are bridge burning and cutting funding to entitlement programs.

 

If I were a super hero I would be grossly over-weight sloth man and my powers would be heavy breathing while going up stairs and nimble pizza fingers!