It’s all fun and games until someone gets castrated.

17 is the new 20, whether it’s age, shoe size or the angle of the sun.

Monster Cheese was a belly bear of quite some size with male swinging breasts that would catch the attention of even the straightest of males. A belly bear was a fat man and in this dimension of the universe belly bears wore miniature circus tents fashioned into suits, that is first nylon is fashion into a miniature circus tent for scale of course then it is ceremoniously stomped on by singing Swedish children, then it is fashioned into a suit for a fat man. There is a pecking order among the belly bear, the size and strength of their breasts is what distinguishes the top from the bottom. The front cut of the suit opens to permit the freeing of said man breasts for like the mountain goat belly bears must fight for their dominance to breed with the womenfolk. Once the breasts are freed, a belly bear with start to sway back and forth, then he will start turning gently from side to side, slowly increasing the motion, picture an octopus, a fat hairy octopus with 2 plump hairy arms. Once the belly bear is at the height of his dance with his giant man breasts slapping at his chubby muffin tops he begins to wobble toward other belly bears grunting loudly and yelling drunken slurs about two legged stools and large glasses of poorly made beer.  This is all posturing for when two man breast twirling belly bears meet they stop and then stare at each other wildly and comment how the other smells faintly like cheddar cheese. Then the leap at each other try to purple nurple the other into submission. Some say this dance is the most exotic and erotic ritual known because it will make many blush as the belly bears grunting often releases their pheromones and entices the curious onlookers.