I don’t drink rum often, but when I do it’s Red Rum.

I think I would like to meet the world’s most uninteresting man, but he’s probably already dead.  Do you think it’s easier to get to know dead people?  I mean there’s no pressure and their demeanor is always pleasant.  Problem is they never pay for lunch. 

 

I’ve been thinking that nothing really tastes like tape except for tape.

 

Do you ever feel the need to roll around on corrugated steel?  I just have to sometimes and it’s so hard to find it these days.

 

I live where it snows, or should snow a lot.  I feel bad for all the little stick markers put up to mark the gutters and sidewalks, so the people who plow don’t damage the concrete and stuff.  I wonder if it’s one of those markers first season and its waiting for the snow and this warm weather is just making it cry inside.  We’ll it’s not making me cry…the only thing that makes me cry is a nuclear winter because where is the nuclear summer?  I always thought it would be nuclear all seasons round not just the winter.  I think there is nothing more beautiful than a radioactive rainbow glistening off the uranium misting thunderstorm during the nuclear spring.