I’m living my life like its golden…golden like arches.

FreeRadikal

Shared on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 09:54

What I call riding the fat walrus, most people call eating a foot long one pound brat…maybe it’s better to call it sucking down the fat gray mole…I don’t mean to misconstrue but I also feel a tiny bit naughty…or maybe its nutty.

 

Sometimes I think of road rally racing like cross dressing…it hurts my brain as to why I came up with this…

 

Why do aliens always pick on nerds? You would think the universe would give them a break.

 

I think cows are awesome because they look serene and stupid at the same time. I don’t mean to say this in a mean way but if I have any ego left in this cruel world it comes out when I compare my intelligence to a cow and dammit I am smarter than a stupid cow, and yes maybe even a smart one.

 

When I think of Vix Sundown I think of a large obsidian obelisk on an ancient world glowing blue covered in fine sand like powder, and when the peasant aliens pray around the obelisk to their obscenely powerful alien gods, they chant out his name which in their twisted alien tongue can only be described to us as sounding like Ralph.

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jcotter13's picture
Submitted by jcotter13 on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 13:14

Nice beaver bro.

FreeRadikal's picture
Submitted by FreeRadikal on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 13:43

In the picture it feels like I am up to something, I am not quite sure what it is, but its dam good.

Oldschool 2o4f's picture
Submitted by Oldschool 2o4f on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 13:59

I find your avatar a tad misleading. Apparently Cotter did too?

OMGaLaserPewPew's picture
Submitted by OMGaLaserPewPew on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 14:53

I found his title misleading.  I was expecting more McDonalds and less Vix.

FreeRadikal's picture
Submitted by FreeRadikal on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:11

How is it misleading? I'm a beaver. And a beaver with a hunching problem for that matter...

jcotter13's picture
Submitted by jcotter13 on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:29

don't you mean a humping problem?

FreeRadikal's picture
Submitted by FreeRadikal on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:19

I have no problem with that...I'm hunching because of too much activity so to speak.

Oldschool 2o4f's picture
Submitted by Oldschool 2o4f on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 07:08

Watch out for falling trees.

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