Curiosity killed doubt.

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Shared on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:34

Joke time:

What did Texas Hold’em Video Poker machine say to the other Texas Hold’em Video Poker machine?

I can’t wait until I see my teraflop.

Weak sauce is broken sauce, so just don’t add acid or extreme heat.

I can’t save my crappy cup of coffee but it sure is saving me today. You had me at teraflop and I poured your lukewarm yes please goodness down my wanting meat tube. I unhooked my clicking jaw of stress and brought that white as a WASP Styrofoam receptacle up to my bulging lips burgeoning with desire for hot steaming brown liquid that faintly reminds me of soy sauce.

Hmmmmm…teraflop…was that Mars or just a really bad cannon ball off the high dive or maybe it’s the new name for hair Club for Men because it’s techie!

If I had a stallion, I would name him Johnson.

Agent Johnson of Sacramento…

Ergonomics is a four letter word to wealthy industrialists from London circa circa circa circadian which was tossed once someone yelled Karma!

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