The complex social dance of coffee mug sharing

So I bought the generic oatmeal shaving gel from Target, it’s kind of like smearing amaretto scented marshmallow fluff all over your face. I’m surprise Disaronno hasn’t entered this market with a partnership with Aveda. It could spark a new revolution in hair and shave products for men and women. Axe could partnership with Jack Daniels with a new bourbon body spray, I’m sure that would be a big winner at the office! Captain Morgan and Old Spice could not only put a little captain in you but also have you smelling like a real pirate with their Take No Prisoners Body Wash. And for the ladies Dove and Kettle One could team up to make bath time that much more fun, especially with that new personal massager and I’m not talking about Raul unless you think I mean the Electro P1000 A-45 nicknamed Raul for its rugged exterior but suave craftsmanship only a woman of fine taste could admire.

I often think about my childhood. I think of the films and books I read. I think if they were turned into movies. I felt that Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger missed their calling when they decided not to do a Movie Adaptation of Frog and Toad. I think it could have been the action comedy that the 1990’s needed.