Aren’t balls funny in any shape, way or form?

‘Moonbeams for Star Shoes’ is a charity for tap dancers with chronic in-grown toenails due to OCD nail biting caused by displaced anger from over aggressive parents who pushed them in soccer pre K-12.

 

Husky gentlemen is what I call sled dogs.

 

The fornicating hurricane is what I call a perfect storm of alcohol and fruit juice.

 

What is the largest word you’ve used to describe something really small?

 

What do all these words have in common?  It’s what I have asked myself my entire life.

 

Viscosity, it causes me to snicker every time.

 

Every instance where I shake a hand after I washed mine and they are still wet, I know they think that I just peed on it.

 

I’m a positive reinforcement junkie.