Durty
Shared on Thu, 10/04/2007 - 11:15Those of us who have tattoos, know that we get asked the stupidest questions about them...so here are some unique answers for the idiots who ask :)
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Won't you regret that when you're 80?
Mine's high up on my thigh so anyone who'd see it would be getting pretty personal ;)
That's the great bonus - it will hide liver spots!
No worse than my tits will look when I'm eighty, I imagine
Well it was either this or redraw it every day for 60 years...
I'm hoping to die young.
Will you still like having sex when you're 80?
What?!? You mean they *don't* fade?? Oh f---
God no! By then I hope it will be much more elaborate.
Sure I will! Now *90* is another story...
Hey, if someone still wants to look at me there when I'm 80, I'm going to be very happy indeed (this one depends upon placement, obviously).
Life is too short to be ordinary.
Will you still like your spouse when you're 80?
Will I still be ALIVE when I'm 80?
If I did things ONLY if I knew I'd still like it when I turned 80, I would end up being just like you!
You're one of those freaks, aren't you?
Yes.
Jealous?
Trent Reznor is my idol.
A second look is better than none at all.
And you are ... (while extending hand and grinning manaically)
Yeah, you won't believe the stigma that my (BS/BA/MBA/PhD/MD/other professional certificate or advanced degree) has left me with.
I would NEVER do that.
I know.
Good.
Pansy!
I would never wear that.
So then it's a good thing you don't get possessed very often?
Only the lucky few hear the call (with a smile and wide eyed stare)
And I'm sure there's a very good reason, isn't there? (accompanying bitchy smile usually confuses them)
Only the lucky few hear the call (with a smile and wide eyed stare
Did it hurt?
Well, it felt like having your skin flayed off, a millimeter at a time.
No, I just like the feeling of 1800 puncture wounds being made every minute.
Only for about the first hour, then you get so delirious you can't feel a thing!
Yes. (Followed by a dead stare at the questioner).
I don't remember, I was too busy screaming.
Yes, I live in excruciating pain.
No, I was born without nerve endings.
After the gangrene set in, I couldn't feel a thing!
No, actually I found it rather stimulating.
No more than my _______ (insert any other bodmod here).
I don't remember, I was too busy bleeding.
No, being dragged naked down a gravel road at 55mph behind a GMC pickup hurts though. Takes a little longer to heal, too.
Did it hurt when your mamma dropped you on your head?
Well, it all depends on how you deal with pain, now does't it? (accompanied by a sweet, innocent smile usually does the trick)
Yes, I have to take pain killers for it twice a day.
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