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Shared on Tue, 12/11/2007 - 15:52
Just a few examples of what is wrong with the entire genre, lol


Real Country Music Song Titles


At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
Bubba's Inconvenience Store
Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
Cow Cow Strut
Did I Shave my Legs for This?
 Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?
 Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Don't Know What Came Over Me (When I Came All Over You)
Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!
Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?
Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer
 Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man
 Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I'm Waitin In Your Welfare Line





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dkarp1's picture
Submitted by dkarp1 on Thu, 12/13/2007 - 08:51
Hey, I resemble some of those remarks! Seriously though, the only titles I recognize (and have actually heard the songs) are the 5th, 13th and 17th titles. The others are obviously not "serious" country songs.
rabbmasterflash's picture
Submitted by rabbmasterflash on Tue, 12/11/2007 - 15:57
Many and many a year has passed since that bloody day by the creek, and still the blood-stained knife lies beneath the rippling waters of the creek. Whenever anyone tries to reach it, the knife slips out of reach. It is like trying to touch something on the bottom of the sea, although the creek itself is not deep. Even the rushing waters of the spring season do not move the mysterious knife or wash away the blood staining its blade.
sicrik's picture
Submitted by sicrik on Tue, 12/11/2007 - 18:34
mmmmmmmm....k
Donk2o2p's picture
Submitted by Donk2o2p on Tue, 12/11/2007 - 18:58
lol, those are some funny titles
meemoos's picture
Submitted by meemoos on Tue, 12/11/2007 - 20:00
flick him again j/k ; )
Durty's picture
Submitted by Durty on Tue, 12/11/2007 - 20:02
Lmao...I thought they were hilarious. My favorite one is the "Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine" I shall flick him over and over and over...just for you meemoos :)

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