A Christmas Story...

Durty

Shared on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 22:33


One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful woman. She said " Santa , will you stay with me? ", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys.

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So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked " Santa , now will you stay with me?"

"Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys.

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She takes off every thing and says " Santa , now will you stay with me?"

Santa replies " Gotta stay, gotta stay, can' t get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

 

 

Comments

The_Scout_Within's picture
Submitted by The_Scout_Within on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 08:00
Mmmmmmm Candy Cane FTW anyone??
tocleora's picture
Submitted by tocleora on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 08:01
I'm embarrassed to admit I actually learned this one when I was probably about 9 years old or so and have remembered it all these years. Definitely a good one! :)
fatLUNCH's picture
Submitted by fatLUNCH on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 08:28
nice.. never heard that before!! good one!
SirRoberts's picture
Submitted by SirRoberts on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 09:37
What a heart warming christmas story! All these years of giving and Stanta will finaly get some in return!
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Submitted by Donk2o2p on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 18:13
nice :D

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