Scary Fox Ch. 2

Devonsangel

Shared on Mon, 04/02/2007 - 08:21
When last we left our super heroes, they had just gotten word from Kortana that help was needed in a Halo 2 online room.  Harold the *cough* Clever was spawn camping on the Midship map.  HIs target was a 25+ year old trying to learn the map and have fun. 

Scary Fox begins to don her costume and a piece seems to be missing.  Her kevlar and lycra bra with silk lining and the black and white fox logo.  Hmm, must not have come back from the superhero laundry.  This seems to be one of the many obstacles that have prevented the duo from hitting the ground running, so to speak.

"Bud?  Would you run down to Scary Lad's pad and see if the laundromat got our clothes mixed up again?" asks Scary Fox.
"We really need to get to Midship to help the older player!"

While Bud is gone, Scary Fox logs onto Xbox.com and looks up Harold the *cough*Clever's gamer tag to see what gaming habits he has.  Talking to herself, as is her habit, Scary Fox runs down the various games and notes his reputation score.

"Seems as if Harold likes to play more than just Halo 2," she says.  "We have got to stop this creature before he wreaks more havoc in games like Call of Duty 2 & 3, Battlestations, Gears of War, Rainbow 6:Vegas, and OMG. NO. Not Viva Pinata!!!  Those poor kids.  I can only imagine how he works in VP."

More determined than ever, (and tapping her foot waiting for Bud to return) she vows to stop the madman who calls himself Harold the Clever.

Bud returns and the duo don their jeweled robes and enter the ethersphere that is Halo 2.


Tune in tomorrow for the rest of this adventure.

Keep on Go!


Comments

CofC's picture
Submitted by CofC on Mon, 04/02/2007 - 08:40
Your bra isn't missing. And don't let Bud do the laundry anymore.
NotStyro's picture
Submitted by NotStyro on Mon, 04/02/2007 - 08:44
"Great sweet stink of justice, Scary Fox, you have only one of those things?!", exclaims Scary Lad, trying to imitate The Tick as played by Patrick Warburton.
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Mon, 04/02/2007 - 08:46
Hey, I could only afford one at the moment. Start up costs are killer! Those bras are custom made and NOT cheap. Cripes a regular one isn't cheap.
LuxDraconis's picture
Submitted by LuxDraconis on Mon, 04/02/2007 - 09:23
At first I thought "wow! silked lined robes. Why are they so small and highlight my cleavage?" Then as I came to scary fox's side... She was wearing my cod piece, and I was wearing her bullit proof bra. I missed the first hour of sidekick training. they where going over times to pick up the costumes.
NotStyro's picture
Submitted by NotStyro on Mon, 04/02/2007 - 09:43
Scary Lad shudders at the mental image of Flaming Raven dressed in cowl, kilt and bra. Then thinks substituting a codpiece for a bra isn't a great improvement...

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