My eyes! My eyes!

Devonsangel

Shared on Fri, 03/02/2007 - 13:05
I have just witnessed the reason the children of the future are not doing well. THEY CANT' PULL THEIR PANTS UP! I happened to be walking back to my vehicle and fell in behind a college student. I'm fully aware that the trend/fad is to wear jeans way low on the hips, but please, the back of these jeans were BELOW his butt cheeks. I can't take my eyes off this sight, every step he took the waistband was at the juncture of the thigh and buttock. He had on baby blue boxers. I couldn't stop giggling to myself. I really had the urge to run up behind him and finish the job and pull them down.

What? He wouldn't have been able to catch me with his pants around his ankles. Which is a big reason a lot of boys are getting caught after crimes and they try to run away. ROFL


Please, boys pull your pants up, the pooch in the back just makes your butt look droopy and very unappealing, almost to the point of looking as if you were unable to make it to the toilet after class. Or maybe you think it makes your testes look bigger and you have to give them more room to hang? (Sorry Baine, I couldn't resist).

What is the purpose? Can anyone tell me? I need to go to the optometrist to get my eyes checked, I think I'm going blind.

Oh, Yea

Keep on Go!

Comments

LadyisRed's picture
Submitted by LadyisRed on Fri, 03/02/2007 - 13:10
lol at least it wasnt some fat chick with her thong hanging out. I would rather see boxer any day over thong lol ;)
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Fri, 03/02/2007 - 13:17
be kind. Maybe his diaper was full. Maybe mommy forgot to change him....
UnwashedMass's picture
Submitted by UnwashedMass on Fri, 03/02/2007 - 13:35
The old man is a cop and he said the best fad to come along in years is the sag. Little punks can't run very far with their pants falling around their knees! :)
Deman267's picture
Submitted by Deman267 on Fri, 03/02/2007 - 13:45
The baggy pants thing comes from rappers being sent to jail,where their choice of clothing sizes tends to be somewhat limited.Most times they were given oversize pants,so they"flipped the script"and wore them proudly as a symbol that they'd done some time.Add some dumbass suburban white kid and*presto*a fad was born.
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Fri, 03/02/2007 - 13:52
Ah, ok, I understand now.
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 03/02/2007 - 14:02
Good thing I have such a nice ass...or maybe I am such a nice ass, or something like that.
Bertt's picture
Submitted by Bertt on Fri, 03/02/2007 - 16:52
my next door neighboor's 19 y.o. a$$hat does this. He wears a pair of Carhart jeans (mind you he is a freakin stick) that are way too big and kicks the soccor ball around in the yard. He has to keep his hands in his pockets so he can hold the pants up. Oh, and he wears his hair in a bun now too.

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