I'm so Dizzy

I played Halo 2 last night with my youngest step son and it was the mission when MC and the marines land on Earth after getting rid of the bomb on the ship.  he takes lead and I'm just watching this young man and how he controls his Spartan.  Jumping and shooting, etc.  Me?  I play clean up after he goes in guns barreling.  We get to the section where you get in a warthog and circle this open area until it is cleared of banshees.  Well, we circle and circle and circle and circle, well, you get the picture.  I'm on back trying to keep track of where I'm facing and what I'm suppose to be shooting, (yea, like that was happening!) and then we move into the tunnel and pick up some banshees to move on to the bridge.  By this time, I'm actually feeling nauseous.  We get to the bridge and I have to quit.  I have such a headache and bellyache, I just want to RALPH!

At the time I don't equate my lovely feeling with the driving in circles until this morning.  Then it dawned on me.  Centrifugal forces.  I cannot handle centrifugal forces.  The biggest reason I don't ride the rides when the carnival comes to town.  Up and down, I can handle, round and round, no way!

They did compliment me on the way I play, though.  *ahem*, "I conserve my ammo." *ahem*  I just busted a gut laughing.  No, I replied, I just can't shoot and move at the same time and since nothing stays still very long, I don't shoot!  I have to give them credit for being so diplomatic.

Okay, now that I've given away my game skills, who do you think will want me in their clan come May when I sign up for my gold account??????:)


Keep on Go!!!!