Flatulence continued

One topic that hadn't been discussed is the infamous "Walking Farts."  Those embarrassing, yet, persistent squeaks that you can't seem to control as you take a number of steps.  This situation can cause further embarrassment if the perpatrator is wearing tight-fitting pants.  I believe Larry the Cable Guy painted a much more picturesque image when he described a relative of his at the local flea market.  The individual was wearing spandex pants and with each step seemed to produce pockets of air that could not escape and looked like gerbils traveling down the legs until there was sooo much trapped air in the pants the fabric had no other course of action but to "give at the seams."

Please, don't ask me why I chose this particular subject to blog about, it happens.  The obnoxious, foul-mouthed,sailor swearing, shit-shoveling redneck seems to appear from time to time and I can only fight this personality off for so long until.......