MURPHY'S LAW

So wouldn't you know it, the day we decide to highlight one of our own (superstar Mike James) in his on up close and personal expose'...my server (that rakin, frakin, sprakin streamload) is down for maintenance (again)...fortunately it looks like everything should be back up and running 12PM EST, and everyone can share in the awe and wonder of MJ standing a top a table in his birthday suit giving away adult toys (kidding)! should i be apologizing for using a crappy file hosting service?