The Office Quote of the Day/Weekend


Shared on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:37

Rose: Ok. You didn't maintain a hundred beats per minute. And the ambulance didn't arrive because no body called 911. So you lost 'em.

Dwight Schrute: Ok. He's dead. Anyone know what we do next? Anybody? Rose?

Rose: I have no idea.

Phyllis: We bury him.

Dwight Schrute: Wrong. Check for an organ donor card. If he has one we only have minutes to harvest.

Creed: He has no wallet, I checked.

Michael Scott: He is an organ donor.

Dwight Schrute: [excitedly] He is? Give me some ice in a Styrofoam bucket. [removes a hunting knife from his ankle and cuts open the dummy] We search for the organs! [digging around inside] Where's the heart? The precious heart.



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Submitted by KittenMag on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 14:45
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Submitted by Caesar on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 14:46
+1 for sure

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