The Office Quote of the Day


Shared on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:30

Michael Scott: Here's what we brought. We brought uniforms from the warehouse. I brought Silly String, Dwight brought gasoline and chunks of rubber to make stink bombs.

Dwight Schrute: Or real bombs.

Michael Scott: No, no. Not real bombs.

Dwight Schrute: Yeah come on it would be so badass.

Michael Scott: Mmm maybe. I donno. I donno. Would be badass.

Jim Halpert: No.

Dwight Schrute: Yeah! It will.

Jim Halpert: Absolutely we're not doing this.


A quote from Mony Python and the Quest for hte Holy Grail

Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...

Sir Robin: *No!*

Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...

Sir Robin: *I didn't!*

Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

Sir Robin: *I never did!*

Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.

Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!*

Minstrel: [singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.


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