25 things I learned from video games

I thought these were funny so please enjoy!!

Amy

• When you are born, you drop out of the sky (a stork?) and are completely invincible for a short time.
• All martial arts women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies.
• All martial arts men have rippling muscles and angry expressions.
• If someone other than you dies, they disappear.
• Whenever huge, fat, evil men are about to die, they begin flashing red or yellow.
• No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.
• Your death is reversible, just keep an eye on those icons.
• Carpe diem! You still have lives left!

• There is no problem that cannot be overcome by violence.
• If it moves, KILL IT!
• Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was evil. If it doesn't, try picking it up--- it was probably a bonus.
• You can smash things and get away with it.
  A. Smashing things doesn't hurt.
  B. Many nice things are hidden inside other things.
• 200-to-1 odds against you: NOT a problem.

• If you see food lying on the ground, eat it.
• Money is frequently found lying on the streets.
• You never run out of ammunition, just grenades.
• Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.
• When driving, you can knock other vehicles off the road and get away with it.
• When racing vehicles, do not worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes. A new vehicle will appear in its place.
• Ninjas are common, and fight in public frequently.
• All shopkeepers carry high-tech weaponry.
• The operation of a weapon is a simple and obvious procedure.

• The enemy always leaves weapons lying around for no reason other than to aid you in defeating them.
• Gang members frequently all look the same, and often have the same names.
• As a rule of thumb; Cybertrons are our friends, Human(oid)s are not .