Quit while ahead.

Baine

Shared on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 17:08

As it has been lovingly pointed out by my clan-mates...or as I like to call them, "Those bunch of ass clowns that are able to tolerate my meandering bullshit" I have been off my game lately. As in, my shit isn't that funny anymore. Which is actually moderately amusing since quite frankly, I was never all that funny to being with.

And yes phuckers I know I can't type for shit. If its not a medical reading, I can't type it out. Deal with it.

Back on subject, lifes rough. Whatever right? Everyone has problems, I won't deny it. I just need a break is all from work. No biggy, I decided to take a few days off to try and get my head back on straight. God what a cliche' term. Thats right fuckers..I spelled Cliche' correct. Thats more better already.

So once again it has been brought unto my attention that one of my last blog entries did not include all the members of it that it should have. One thing I have to say about 2Old4Tactics360 is that they really like to be mentioned in public. Even if it is to be insulted. Any group that actually has a poll trying to decide who is the biggest A-hole has got to be insane, and the originator of said poll obviously has some issues.

So once again it has been brought unto my attention that one of my last blog entries did not include all the members of it that it should have. One thing I have to say about 2Old4Tactics360 is that they really like to be mentioned in public. Even if it is to be insulted. Any group that actually has a poll trying to decide who is the biggest A-hole has got to be insane, and the originator of said poll obviously has some issues.

So it is back to the drawing board, I'm going to try and do it again. Last time I actually jotted down some ideas and pre-wrote it to get it decent...yeah right. This time, I have put no thought into it at all. I don't even remember everyone I should mention. I do know that ParkerB was saddened by his lack of commentary. So I will start off with him.

 

 

ParkerB: AKA- Who the fuck is ParkerB

-I like ParkerB because anyone that can come up with a Gamer Tag that creative has to be a worshipper at the temple of the subgenius.

-He has never had a mean word to say about anyone, I guess at least since no one can actually remember the last time he said anything.

-He lives in Wisconsin, home of...cheese, that explains a few things right there I suppose.

-Friday Sept 22nd he asked if we could play strip-chromehounds.

-On second thought, ParkerB just scares the shit out of me, you know, the way people feel when they find out they have been living next door to a serial killer, one day he is just going to snap and you hear about how he had a freezer full of human ears.

MikeTheKnife: AKA-Its 5pm somewhere....

-He lives in AZ, which is comfortably far away.

-He has now discovered the different between a lighthouse and a pagoda, its nice to know ones limitations.

-He will get shit faced, get online and curse at everyone for not being online aswell, reguardless if its 4am or not.

-His liver is literally now the size and shape of a charcoal bricket.

-He has finally stopped calling me McBain

-He recognizes his weaknesses, all 945 of them.

-Coooooommmmmeeeeeeeeee oooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...............

 

Dr.The0polis: AKA-FUCK, I have Tourette's

-He knows there is no way someone can "kinda" take it up the pooper...

-"It's not that Tiny"

-He went to the Bahamas, on the downside, he came back.

-He actually made this post:

-He hasn't spike my cockpit in months.

-He can change a lightbulb.

 

ElmanJo:AKA-Mr. Too-good for GS Squad

-Personally I think he and ParkerB are the same person since I have never seen the two in the same room, thread at the same time. Like superman and clark kent...minus the charm.

-He actually broke up one of my sentences into the phrase "margi anally" letting the world know I take it up the pooper.

-He is much like Sabre's made up mostly of vanilla pudding

-Sue me, I have no good material to use for Elman, he's like the Radar O'Reilly of 204T.

 

Retrogirl546: AKA-Its not a racing game??

-She has this uncanny ability to deal with us whilst we play games.

-As soon as she enteres a game lobby, twisted gets all shy.

-She has finally come to terms with the fact that the right trigger is not always the accelerator button.

-FFS TDU is not that great of a game, let it gooooo....

-She lives in Mass. Which means she drives in Mass, which means she is the bravest motherfucker in this clan, hands down.

 

Rabbmasterflash: AKA-I hate mimes...

-He is always worries about hurting someones feelings....grow a set Nancy.

-He could probably ban me from the clan forums....

-He is still gay for each and everyone of us.

-He won't admit it to anyone, but his favorite flower is the Lily.

-He has finally stopped refering to his sack in the third person.

-He has 49 pages of posts. Babbeling mime hater.

 

xXXxTwistedxXXx: AKA-I add x's to my GT so I can be even cooler....

-moo motherfucker, moo.

-He stands by his decision not to send us pictures of his wife...which leads me to believe that he could be married to ParkerB...

-He owns every album made by Bill Cosby.

-He's a over the road truck driver...as opposed to a OFF-Road truck driver.

-He dispises the Dutch, but enjoys Danishes.

-Little does everyone know, but he has a prehensile tail.

 

KuruptU4Fun: AKA-His royle hainus, moderator of the Clan...

-He is very tall.

-Honestly, that is all I know, he is just really really fucking tall....

-He has yet to smite me from the clan....not sure if that is good or not.

Sabresrule30: AKA-I hang out with 12 y/o all day...

-He stands firm infront of his class....which just sounds plain dirty

-He can do fractions like a mofo.

-MARS BITCHES, fucking obscure refrence boy.

-He has never scene his sister naked....his brother on the other hand...

-After deciding to loose weight, he is now made mostly of sugar-free vanilla pudding...

-He actually makes me looked skilled while playing GRAW

Ok, thats enough, I have now without a doubt made it clear and precise that my sense of humor is aweful. I am out of my league and I am a embaressment to my friends and family.

And I to hate mimes, fucking french impressionist cockhunters.....

 

I'll miss your gigantic, yellow dumper.

Comments

ParkerB's picture
Submitted by ParkerB on Sat, 12/02/2006 - 03:35
Finally, some recognition..... Ohhhh crap, freezer is broken again. Mom, get back in there..
ParkerB's picture
Submitted by ParkerB on Sat, 12/02/2006 - 03:35
Finally, some recognition..... Ohhhh crap, freezer is broken again. Mom, get back in there..
rabbmasterflash's picture
Submitted by rabbmasterflash on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 17:26
thanks for reminding me of McBaine dumbass +1
rabbmasterflash's picture
Submitted by rabbmasterflash on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 17:26
thanks for reminding me of McBaine dumbass +1
Retrogirl546's picture
Submitted by Retrogirl546 on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 19:47
lol
Retrogirl546's picture
Submitted by Retrogirl546 on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 19:47
lol
OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 20:29
I realize that these insights are truly inspired by your fear of mimes and the possiblity of jail time with one that has a unit the size of your dear Grandfathers Buick bumper jack. Dont let these misguided visions and subliminal voices lead you to more mindless ramblings. The reality is that the possibilty of a routine traffic violation letting them notice the stench in your car trunk has as much a chance of happening as Sabre geeting mad skills! Just let it go man........ let it go! :)
OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 20:29
I realize that these insights are truly inspired by your fear of mimes and the possiblity of jail time with one that has a unit the size of your dear Grandfathers Buick bumper jack. Dont let these misguided visions and subliminal voices lead you to more mindless ramblings. The reality is that the possibilty of a routine traffic violation letting them notice the stench in your car trunk has as much a chance of happening as Sabre geeting mad skills! Just let it go man........ let it go! :)
HackUberGeek's picture
Submitted by HackUberGeek on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 20:53
McBaine! Time off of work, that is what I need too. I mean I don't seem to be working all that hard right now, but I think that they want me to be. If I wasn't there for a bit, and then came back maybe it would be better. Nah, who am I kidding. Hope it works out for you though.
HackUberGeek's picture
Submitted by HackUberGeek on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 20:53
McBaine! Time off of work, that is what I need too. I mean I don't seem to be working all that hard right now, but I think that they want me to be. If I wasn't there for a bit, and then came back maybe it would be better. Nah, who am I kidding. Hope it works out for you though.
ElmanJo's picture
Submitted by ElmanJo on Sun, 12/03/2006 - 10:55
ParkerB and I finished Casual GoW together on CoOp a few weeks ago. He's the only other guy usually on after 11. So unless I'm playing with myself then..., well, nevermind.
ElmanJo's picture
Submitted by ElmanJo on Sun, 12/03/2006 - 10:55
ParkerB and I finished Casual GoW together on CoOp a few weeks ago. He's the only other guy usually on after 11. So unless I'm playing with myself then..., well, nevermind.
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Fri, 12/01/2006 - 08:01
Yay, I did forget about McBain but now I remember. Thanks for mentioning me, in honor of this post I will get online this weekend while drunk instead of intelligently going to bed, as I have been doing the past few weeks. I'll look for you fuckers around 5 a.m. tomorrow morning.
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Fri, 12/01/2006 - 08:01
Yay, I did forget about McBain but now I remember. Thanks for mentioning me, in honor of this post I will get online this weekend while drunk instead of intelligently going to bed, as I have been doing the past few weeks. I'll look for you fuckers around 5 a.m. tomorrow morning.

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