My Clan mates....boy you guys are gonna be mad....

So I was talking to one of my friends in 2old4Tactics (that will remain anonymous at his own request...no problem there Rabb..) and I thought it would be nice to list out some of the clan guys I play most of my online games with.  It is usually the same core group of guys..maybe 4 or 5 of you and I wanted to tell the world why you guys are so good to play with....

In my own fashion of course...so now in no particular order...except for the fact that Hackubergeek is first becuase its fun to iritate him...:

Hackubergeek- AKA....I like to make everyone AKA something or other:

• He is reliable, ie, I can rely on the fact that he will do the same manuver time and time again during game play.....and again..and again..
• He is never shy when it comes to allowing someone to snipe him in the cranium.
• He doesn't believe in "Friendly-Fire", he's just mean spirited.
• He finally beat the whole bedwetting thing.
• He always gives me shit back as good as I give it to him.

DrTheopolis- AKA...beedi beedi beedi..

• He says what he means, luckily it doesn't mean all that much usually.
• He is constanly drapped around the head of a giant silver dildo.
• He is on vacation and can't yell at me.
• Beedi beedi beedi.

 xXXxTwistedxXXx- AKA...where did that bullet come from-guy:

• He hits what he aims at, and things he doesn't aim at such as buildings, trees, the ground, the back of team mates skulls.
• He'll lay on a grendade, and other things that are best left unmentioned.
• Friendly, friendly fire.
• He lives in Texas so he can't easily beat me up.
• Only two things come from Texas, Steers and Queers and he don't sound like no cow.
• Well all want to see his wifes boobies.

Rabbmasterflash- AKA:  God-Damn-it man:

• His sack.
• He does it becuase he is gay for each of us.
• He plays often, usually not very well but often.
• He has a unfoudned dislike of mimes.....painted faced bastards...SAY SOMETHIGN FUGER!!
• He agreed this list could be funny, sadly we were both wrong.
• He hasn't killed me yet....yet
• Hee hee...that sweet bullet to Hacks skull....

Sabresrule30-AKA- I like hockey more than my own testicles:

• He makes me feel good about my gaming skills
• He's really good at math, of course being in SC/NC (whatever) doesn't mean to much there...
• He's made up of a mixture of Vanilla pudding and random pieces or tissue.
• He doesn't know how to quit.  Despite all of us constantly reminding him he should.

D1STORT1ON- AKA-I should learn to use the letter "i" in my name instead of being cute:

• He likes shiney objects
• He helps lead us to hack while he is camping like a girlscout.
• He is not overly competitive and just a fun guy to play xbox live with.
• To add to the above statement, he's a easy kill usually....(just kidding)
• He has finally stopped screeching when someone sneaks up behind him with a chainsaw in GoW.

I look forward continuing to play with all of you..although I am sure I will no longer be on most of your friends lists after you read this......

Its all Rabb's fault anyways..I'm sick and he made me do it....