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Automan21k

Shared on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 10:47

Tis the season for trying to skip holiday parties.

Tis the season for avoiding certain relatives.

Tis the season for massive bills, headachs, and hangovers.

Tis the season for dealing with massive traffic jams from people trying to get to the mass at rush hour.

Tis the season for pan handlers and beggers stopping you every 25 feet.

Tis the season for people to play the same 5 christmas songs over and over again for the entire work day.

Tis the season for people to try to sing with those songs even though they don't know all the words.

Tis the season for junk mail, and annoying comercials.

Tis the season you to have to spend 5X more money than you have on gifts to people you don't see for the other 364 days of the year.

Tis the season where every charity company sends you mail, email, phone calls and even has someone stop by your house just in case you didn't get the hint that they want your money.

 

 

If only I could have the 4 day weekend without all the stuff that goes with it.

 

 

Fa la la la la, la la, la , la.

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Comments

JPNor's picture
Submitted by JPNor on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 13:25
I hate Christmas. I usually get some decent loot but it's not worth the over $1000 I spend on just immediate family. That, and 9 out of every 10 times my phone chimes with new email, its always from eBay, amazon, tiger direct, best buy, target, or some other retailer trying to take more of my money.
Snuphy's picture
Submitted by Snuphy on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 13:49
Office party. Drunk. Spaten and Terrapin. Ho, ho, HO !!
Lala Calamari's picture
Submitted by Lala Calamari on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 11:23
Merry Fucking Christmas to you too! Lol.
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 11:30
I can't be the only crotchety old bastard here who prefers Halloween and Columbus day to Christmas..... and sorry for the angry blog, I'm ticked that my office promoted yet another ignorant, unqualified, dick to a position of authority based on a minority points system.
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 11:57
maybe I should clarify, the minority points he got were for being Bi-polar.

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