10 worst movies.

Mystery of the Wax Museum (1933) - Ok, I know, its really old, but if you can make it to the end of this movie, you will be screaming “WTF JUST HAPPENED!?!?!” it was ok until the very end, and the ending turned it into a steaming pile of crap!

Jaws; the Revenge – really, even assuming that a shark would hold a vendetta enough to follow a person around and try to kill them…..she flew to the Caribbean, how did the shark follow her?!?!?!

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale– First off, it was funny as hell to see Burt Reynolds in medieval armor…and Ray Liotta, not to mention the rest of the all star cast….who did nothing to help this floater.

Dungeons and Dragons – I am embarrassed to say that I enjoyed this movie when I saw it in theaters….but after playing Ultima 9 for a month before that, anything would look good. I watched a potion of it a few weeks ago and had to turn it off, the acting was horrible, and the whole movie had nothing to do with D&D…they just stole the name to get geeks like me to watch it.

Ladybugs – they took the teen heart throb of the week and shoehorned him into a role that would have killed anyone else’s career….oh, wait, it did kill his career…

From Dusk till Dawn 2 – ok, the first one was actually a fun movie, the third one actually added to the first movie….where the heck did this deadbeat come from? It’s a new story line, it doesn’t have anything to do with the series….it’s like they took some other movie and just plugged the name on it so they could claim royalties.

Fire Walk with Me – if you were one of the few people to actually watch Twin Peaks before you saw this “prequel to the series” movie, you were 5 times more confused then if you had accidentally walked into the wrong theater…seriously, this movie ruined the series and it was actually supposed to wrap up all the loose ends…(yes, the prequel was supposed to wrap up the series…it still didn’t tell us a thing about what the Black Lodge had to do with anything….big shocker that they couldn’t even get half of the original task for this steamer.

The Hills Have Eyes (2006 ) – if I wanted to watch something that would make me puke I would have watched something with Barbra Streisand. I made it 15 min. into this one and turned it off because I was bored and was feeling sick to my stomach.

Dragon Heart – ok, it’s Sean Connery….but no one else in this movie can act. The plot was obscure and predictable, but overall, the acting killed this one.

Lost in Space – Lets face it, if you watched the series this was a load of crap….if you didn’t watch the series, it was an embarrassment to watch this one circle the bowl for a full 130min.