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I do all the time. I have been doing this for years and it recently came up in conversation and they thought I was ridiculous. Then again I know plenty of dudes who say they do this. Personally it is one of my favorite times to drink because you can chug like an animal and if you spill it is no big deal. I also have drank wine, rye and cokes,etc but it is a little more dicey having an open drink like that because soap and water can easily fly into it. When I was single I seriously wanted to mount a bottle open on the shower wall.

Quick backstory. I work in a beer warehouse. Everyday I am surrounded by beer and I touch hundreds of cases of beer each day. So naturally you can see how this would make you want to drink more. Whether it's me being brain washed by looking at beer all day or just me being the alcoholic I am I have a few beers every day. Last night for example I drank about 12 and I feel fine today. Here's the thing though, Fridays are an entirely different animal. On Fridays its our PCP Clan Night and for over a year I have been drunk as fuck for all of them.

Quick backstory. I work in a beer warehouse. Everyday I am surrounded by beer and I touch hundreds of cases of beer each day. So naturally you can see how this would make you want to drink more. Whether it's me being brain washed by looking at beer all day or just me being the alcoholic I am I have a few beers every day. Last night for example I drank about 12 and I feel fine today. Here's the thing though, Fridays are an entirely different animal. On Fridays its our PCP Clan Night and for over a year I have been drunk as fuck for all of them.

So, I am at work and I am a little gassy after last nights tacos. I having been farting all day. At one point I decide to give one a decent push, it felt a little wet but all seemed fine. Then about 5 minutes later it is feeling gross and a little soupy down there. So I decide to go to the bathroom to give it a wipe. Well, I got not one, or two, BUT 3 full wipes. Talk about disgusting. The sad thing this isn't the first time this has happened to me. Is this what happens when you get old?? Because it sure as hell didn't happen when I was 22.

So, I am at work and I am a little gassy after last nights tacos. I having been farting all day. At one point I decide to give one a decent push, it felt a little wet but all seemed fine. Then about 5 minutes later it is feeling gross and a little soupy down there. So I decide to go to the bathroom to give it a wipe. Well, I got not one, or two, BUT 3 full wipes. Talk about disgusting. The sad thing this isn't the first time this has happened to me. Is this what happens when you get old?? Because it sure as hell didn't happen when I was 22.

Fuck sakes. I had a whole fucking page written about this shit and when I went to insert an image it got erased. So fuck it. Bottom line, IT'S FUCKING COLD HERE. According to the weather network it feels like -45 here and belive me, IT FEELS LIKE -45.

Fucking bullshit blog that allways fucks with me when I try to post. DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck sakes. I had a whole fucking page written about this shit and when I went to insert an image it got erased. So fuck it. Bottom line, IT'S FUCKING COLD HERE. According to the weather network it feels like -45 here and belive me, IT FEELS LIKE -45.

Fucking bullshit blog that allways fucks with me when I try to post. DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So last night I am sleeping, having dreams of liquor, snow shovelling and hockey(typical canadian dream) when out of nowhere I wake up in excrutiating pain. At first I had no idea what was going on until I realized my calf was as hard as a rock. At that point there was nothing I could do but yell "fuck fuck fuck" and rub it till it started to go away. I then went back to sleep and everything was all good again. So why do I get these fucking things? I have asked around and it seems these cramps are fairly common but what is the cause?

So last night I am sleeping, having dreams of liquor, snow shovelling and hockey(typical canadian dream) when out of nowhere I wake up in excrutiating pain. At first I had no idea what was going on until I realized my calf was as hard as a rock. At that point there was nothing I could do but yell "fuck fuck fuck" and rub it till it started to go away. I then went back to sleep and everything was all good again. So why do I get these fucking things? I have asked around and it seems these cramps are fairly common but what is the cause?

For the longest time that I can remember I have not been able to sleep easily at night. This even dates back to my early teens(I am now 27). Now, there are chunks of time where it isn't so bad, but most days once I lay down to sleep it takes an average of 2-3 hours before I actually fall asleep. Then there are days where I may not fall asleep till 6am and then I have to work at 7am. On those days I feel like I am in the twilight zone. Now, I have been to doctors, got my thyroid checked and other shit, tried taking various sleep aids and nothing works.