Durty's blog

Updates:

Woman who caused all my problems...Fired!!

Money situation...I got a raise..YAY

Broken collar bone on the kid...healing up nicely.

Halo 3...Haven't played in a couple days, needed a break.

Smoking...Haven't had a smoke in 33 days...whooohooo.

That's all I got....

Now to offend people with hot chicks and tattoos...

The Sensitive Man



A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk, they connect, they end
Up leaving together.
They get back to his place,
And as he shows her around his
apartment.She notices that one wall of his
bedroom is completely filled with
soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the
bedroom,with hundreds
and hundreds of cute, cuddly
teddy bears carefully placed
in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken

The Sensitive Man



A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk, they connect, they end
Up leaving together.
They get back to his place,
And as he shows her around his
apartment.She notices that one wall of his
bedroom is completely filled with
soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the
bedroom,with hundreds
and hundreds of cute, cuddly
teddy bears carefully placed
in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken

I went and got the angel on my left shoulder shaded and colored last night.  I really dig the new shading ink he is using..looks bad ass.  Eventually my entire back will be done...I am working on what the background is going to be right now.  I can't wait to have it all done

And the devil chick on my right shoulder

I went and got the angel on my left shoulder shaded and colored last night.  I really dig the new shading ink he is using..looks bad ass.  Eventually my entire back will be done...I am working on what the background is going to be right now.  I can't wait to have it all done

And the devil chick on my right shoulder

I found this and well, as stupid as it is it really made me laugh.  I want to hear them after you do them.....oh, and it's NSFW!!

So....

If you are a boy use this one:
rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/577/

If you are a girl use this one:
rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/1576/

I found this and well, as stupid as it is it really made me laugh.  I want to hear them after you do them.....oh, and it's NSFW!!

So....

If you are a boy use this one:
rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/577/

If you are a girl use this one:
rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/1576/

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=3H6mmTvDUdA[/youtube]

And since the shockwave flash doesn't work here...the url for viewing pleasure that I initially tried to post.

http://www.marketingdurango.com/Art/soapbox.swf

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=3H6mmTvDUdA[/youtube]

And since the shockwave flash doesn't work here...the url for viewing pleasure that I initially tried to post.

http://www.marketingdurango.com/Art/soapbox.swf

So, quick question...for those of you (most of you probably) that bought Halo 3.  How many of you have yet to remove the game from your 360?  We haven't yet...I am becoming so addicted to the damn thing it is disgusting...but oh well, it's an effin blast!!

And....

Dear Doc,

Stick me from behind all you want...I will still kick your ass  .....

.....sometimes.

~Durty