So, your smarter than a third grader
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the...
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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the...
Getting ready to prep my first trip to London from Sunday through Wednesday morning for work. Should be interesting, got my plans all set, got my adapters in check for the laptop and phone charger...
10 Years 10 years I've been with thee 10 years you've put up with me 10 years we've been through high's and lows 10 years of a lot of yes's and no's 10 years it's been a long, tough road 10 years of...
So I got new brakes and tires in March of '07 and when we changed the brakes they told me that it looked like I had a caliper problem on the rear passenger brake, but they would watch it for me and...
Ed Zachary Disease A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek...
One year ago my baby girl was born... She's gone from this... [View Image] To this... [View Image] And in order to celebrate we are getting her a Kitten.. Not really. I have always wanted a orange...
It's a shame about my post yesterday. Some of those we're really funny. I was going to take the time to fix it last night, but then I was like, "Screw it. I don't care that much." Hopefully, these...
Michael Scott: I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay...
This morning anyways... So, picture pr0n. [View Image] I Have No Idea Why People Like Surfing [View Image] Good Morning [View Image]
Sorry no news today, i'm not in the mood. I'm really REALLY pissed off today with some things going down in home life that I can't even really think straight.
Happy Friday guys and girls. It's time for another installment of Small Town Life from the Police blotter. Let's dig right in and see what silliness we have today. + Citations were issued to Cynthia...
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