Zombie

Us mouth breathers in ClaNarchy have been having Zombie discussions all week.

So I was wondering, what would be the most terrifying type of Zombie?

Ninja.....Jedi?  These have both been brought up.

But I think I have thought of what would be my most personally terrifying Zombie type.

Stephen Hawking.

Imagine, you are walking through a post Zombi-Apocalypse College Campus, trying to find food or shelter and in the distance...whats that noise?

Its the Texas Instrument Speak N' Spell voice of Prof. Stephen Hawking, and the never ending squeek of his Rusted Electric Wheelchair...

The digital static of the moans from the speakers.   "moan, moan, moan....grrr, moan".

Personally, I'd shit my britches! 

I can't think of a zombie type that could be worse.   Any ideas?