WWBD?
That's What Would Baine Do?
So my wife left me back in November, actually it was November 7th, I remeber the day because it was the day after my birthday.
See, I found out she was having an affair with some douchball friend's douchball brother. (this I found out right after our anniversary.....blarh)
Apparently, since I don't like going out and spending money to get drunk in a bar, I am not enough fun. (why spend money when you can get messed up at home if you have to)
So, WWBD? When his wife gets an apartment with her boytoy a grand total of 2mins from my house. I could walk there in 15mins......
oh dear.....
Comments (16)
Get the divorce and marry \"up\". that's what i did after my xwife left me for some douche bag. The great thing is that he eventually left her. She's still all alone and I have an awesome wife now who is in everyones opinion a dramatic improvement.
make her hang out with that annoying fucker we were with in Vegas
You should double date