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You fell asleep with your **** in me.....

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IAmTheLiquor

ROFL. Those are the words I woke up to on Sunday morning


So I woke up on Sunday morning to the wife in bed asking me, "How are you feeling?". I say, not too bad and I have a headache. She says "Because you fell asleep with your dink in me last night." Me : "Really...." Wife : "Ya, you were horny after you came home so you took me upstairs wanting to have sex . You started to fuck me, then no word of a lie after 3 pumps you start snoring. You were out cold and I struggled to get your drunken snoring ass off of me."


 


Now, I know I have fallen asleep during sex before but nothing quite like this. 3 pumps?? Thats it?. WOW.


Has this happened to any of you out there or am I alone????????


 


Needless to say the wife WILL be getting flowers this week.


 


 


 


 

Comments (10)

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TANK·
:lol:
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TKBosss·
I would have claimed narcolepsy
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clobbersaurus67·
bwahahaha\r \r better hope Venom doesn't read this, he'll want to know how you lasted so long
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Claude505·
HAH! Nice work bunny!
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pooslza·
i know ive woke up naked and dont remember getting naked, and it was a chick fuckers. actually was turkey day 2 years ago. dirty girls ftw.
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crackcane·
IVE DONE THAT DRUNK AS FUCK
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Snuphy·
Welcome to 2drunk2screw.
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Lost_Cannibal·
Been there done that.
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DrKillinger·
I think this is related to your previous blog. Maybe you were hoping to get another round with the nocturnal emissions dream girl. :)
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Fish66·
Yes, but not for many years now, I think :)