Worst Ladies Day Out, Ever

 My grandmother is being placed in a home with an Alzheimer's Unit today, under the ruse of a "Ladies Day Out." My grandmother's husband, her family, and my dickhead aunt and uncle are currently working their asses off in a two part choreographed dance of deception. Unit One: The "Ladies": this unit is responsible for keeping Granny entertained with manicures, hairstyling, and other old lady stuff. Unit Two: the jerks: this unit is furiously working to move everything from her house into the old folks home before "Ladies Day Out" runs out of entertaining shit to do...then it's off to the fucking Alzheimers Unit. If this is the right thing to do, then why all the subterfuge? I'm not normally and angry person but I intend to fuck everyone involved in this ill-conceived deception of my grandmother.